BtVS: Doom: Season 7, Episodes 12-14

Covering from “Potential” to “First Date,” in which you all love Kennedy, don’t you? Isn’t she just the coolest?

BtVS: Doom: Season 7, Episodes 8-11

Covering from “Sleeper” to “Showtime,” in which the wall I face is twenty feet thick, four hundred times harder than diamond.

BtVS: Doom: Season 7, Episodes 5-7

Covering from “Selfless” to “Conversations with Dead People,” in which I come to a most chilling realization.

BtVS: Doom: Season 7, Episodes 2-4

Covering from “Beneath You” to “Help,” in which this isn’t exactly Friday Night Lights.

BtVS: Doom: Season 7, “Lessons”

Covering “Lessons,” in which the show returns to old forms to revitalize, but some bad omens have already arrived.

BtVS: Hell: Season 6, “Grave”

Covering “Grave,” in which the show celebrates the end of season 6 by going full on Final Fantasy.

BtVS: Hell: Season 6, Episodes 19-21

Covering from “Seeing Read” to “Two to Go,” in which at least things sort of happen.

BtVS: Hell: Season 6, Episodes 16-18

Covering from “Hell’s Bells” to “Entropy,” in which I will attempt to crown a champion.

BtVS: Dark Age: Season 6, Episodes 12-15

Covering from “Doublemeat Palace” to “As You Were,” in which they started these stories, and now they have to see them through.

BtVS: Dark Age: Season 6, Episodes 8-11

Covering from “Tabula Rasa” to “Gone,” in which the season blunders through one of its more infamous stories.

BtVS: Dark Age: Season 6, “Once More with Feeling”

Covering “Once More with Feeling,” in which help me, Dr. Zaius.

BtVS: Dark Age: Season 6, Episodes 3-6

Covering from “After Life” to “All the Way,” in which there’s some trial, and also some error.

BtVS: Dark Age: Season 6, “Bargaining”

Covering “Bargaining, Part 1” and “Bargaining, Part 2,” in which you can trifle with raising the dead, but the dead may come back…wrong.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, “The Gift”

Covering “The Gift,” in which we must consider endings.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 20-21

Covering “Spiral” and “The Weight of the World,” in which things escalate to the breaking point.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 17-19

Covering from “Forever” to “Tough Love,” in which things go back to abnormal.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, “The Body”

Covering “The Body,” in which our characters mourn like we do.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 12-15

Covering from “Checkpoint” to “I Was Made to Love You,” in which secret after secret after secret comes to light.

BtVS: Ball of Sunshine: Season 5, “Triangle”

Covering “Triangle,” in which Kubiak is here to burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters!

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 8-10

Covering from “Shadow” to “Into the Woods,” in which well, that’s one way for the show to deal with the Riley situation.

BtVS: Effulgent: Season 5, “Fool for Love”

Covering “Fool for Love,” in which I know that my life makes you nervous, but I can tell you I can’t live in service.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 4-6

Covering from “Out of My Mind” to “Family,” in which I was sorely tempted just to go Out. For. A. Walk. … Bitch.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, “The Replacement”

Covering “The Replacement,” in which the amorous possibilities of duplication are contemplated.

BtVS: Bronze: Season 5, Episodes 1-2

Covering “Buffy vs. Dracula” and “Real Me,” in which everyone has past relationships with new visitors.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, “Restless”

Covering “Restless,” in which it is the duck who speaks, and not the man. And he speaks of African genesis.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, “The Yoko Factor” and “Primeval”

Covering “The Yoko Factor” and “Primeval,” in which Adam’s well-thought out, detailed, and totally coherent schemes come to fruition!

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, Episodes 18-19

Covering “Where the Wild Things Are” and “New Moon Rising,” in which we’re having fun already! Woohoo!

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, “Superstar”

Covering “Superstar,” in which the cosmography expands with the introduction of the most hellish dimension of all: the World Without Shrimp.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, "This Year's Girl" and "Who Are You?"

Covering “This Year’s Girl” and “Who Are You?,” in which unless it produces good deeds, it is dead and useless.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, Episodes 10-14

Covering from “Doomed” to “Goodbye, Iowa,” in which that you fight evil is secondary to why and to what end you fight evil.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, “Hush”

Covering “Hush,” in which everyone has mouths, but they cannot scream.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, Episodes 7-9

Covering from “The Initiative” to “Something Blue,” in which, not to be all obvious, but a bear is made, and will is done.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, Episodes 3-6

Covering from “Harsh Light of Day” to “Wild at Heart,” in which it’s all about the most boring playa in existence.

BtVS: The Whirlwind: Season 4, Episodes 1-2

Covering “The Freshman” and “Living Conditions,” in which college hijinks ensue.

BtVS: Hundred Days: Season 3, “Graduation Day”

Covering “Graduation Day, Part 1” and “Graduation Day, Part 2,” in which the synchronicity of events borders on predestination.

BtVS: Hundred Days: Season 3, Episodes 17-20

Covering from “Enemies” to “The Prom,” in which once you’ve hit your lowest, you find you can still ascend.

BtVS: Hundred Days: Season 3, “Dopplegangland”

Covering “Dopplegangland,” in which a banana is eaten, lunchtime be damned.

BtVS: Hundred Days: Season 3, “Bad Girls” and “Consequences”

Covering unlabeled two-parter “Bad Girls” and “Consequences,” in which this river becomes an ocean and hearts are thrown back on the floor.

BtVS: Slayerfest: Season 3, Episodes 12-13

Covering “Helpless” and “The Zeppo,” in which there are no cakes, birthday or otherwise.

BtVS: Slayerfest: Season 3, Episodes 9-11

Covering from “The Wish” to “Gingerbread,” in which everyone dies. For real.

BtVS: Slayerfest: Season 3, Episodes 6-8

Covering from “Band Candy” to “Lovers Walk,” in which stability is an illusion.

BtVS: Slayerfest: Season 3, Episodes 4-5

Covering “Beauty and the Beasts” and “Homecoming,” in which these hands could be cleaner.

BtVS: Reanimated: Season 3, Episodes 1-3

Covering from “Anne” to “Faith, Hope, and Trick,” in which everyone struggles to pick up the pieces, except for the show.

BtVS: Ascended: Season 2, “Becoming”

Covering “Becoming, Part 1,” and “Becoming, Part 2,” in which close your eyes.

BtVS: Ascended: Season 2, Episodes 18-20

Covering from “Killed by Death” to “Go Fish,” in which we have to be patient, but we are given a great model.

BtVS: Ascended: Season 2, “Passion”

Covering “Passion,” in which…

BtVS: Ascended: Season 2, Episodes 15-16

Covering “Phases” and “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered,” in which the boys and their relation to the girls get some focus.

BtVS: Ascended: Season 2, Episodes 13-14

Covering “Surprise” and “Innocence,” which I don’t think I need explain.

BtVS: Crusty Minions: Season 2, Episodes 11-12

Covering “Ted” and “Bad Eggs,” in which, hey, we got John Ritter! That’s something, isn’t it?

BtVS: Graduation: Season 2, Episodes 7-10

Covering from “Lie to Me” to “What’s My Line?, Part Two,” in which visitors come to town, the show tries its first epic, and we end up missing the nitro-burning funny cars.